Deasy's Prayer

Our Father who art in VAM,

hallowed be VAM's name.

VAM's kingdom come.

VAM's will be done 

in schools as it is in Heaven.

Give us this day our daily VAM,

and forgive us our trespasses,

as we forgive those who trespass against VAM.

(Just kidding. Trespassing is illegal, so we will persecute agressively.) 

And lead us not into true teaching,

but deliver us from creativity

(and divergent thinking).

For VAM is the kingdom,

and the power,

and the glory,

for ever and ever.

aVAM