I used to lead bicycle trips, primarily with teenagers.
We would usually start in London, of course, and then travel west to various
places like Stratford upon Avon, Oxford, Bath and Stonehenge, Salisbury and its
magnificent cathedral, eventually heading south to Plymouth or Portsmouth for
the boat to France. No Chunnel back then. We would ride from Cherbourg or Isle
de Batz or some place to Dinan, various parts of
Northern France , depended upon the trip, then eventually take a train to
Paris. Then either a train to Bern or perhaps cycle the Loire Valley or to
Chartres, Orleans and then to bits of Germany (usually Bavaria), Austria, all
over. I remember the endless and brutal hills of Devon nearly devouring me. I
remember being saved by Devonshire Clotted Cream. We have nothing like that in
the United States. I have no doubt that if Heaven exists, a scone with
Devonshire Clotted Cream is one of the first things they serve
you.
Later, I began taking solo trips and those were the
real epics. Since a teenager, I always wanted to see the Loch Ness Monster as I
loved any and all "unsolved mysteries" and when I started cycling at 14 I always
wanted to bicycle the Scottish Highlands. Approx. ten years ago I set out from
London bound for Scotland and the Highlands in particular. At one point I left
the confines of my "tourist map" of London, but still hadn't reached the
countryside where I could wander the country roads listed on my Michelin maps.
Those maps were so detailed, I think one inch equaled one inch. With no
direction known, other than north, I just kept heading generally north on the
outskirts of the city. At one point I came to a T in the road and in either
direction I could see nothing heading north. So I waited for a passer by.
Eventually a garbage truck came slowly up the street. I asked this rugged man
which would be the best way to go if I wanted to head north. He said, "Where are
you going?" I said, "North." He said, "I know that, but where?" I said, "North.
I just need to head north." He said, "But where north?" I said, "Well eventually
I want to hit Scotland." I wish I could describe the look on that man's face. It
was like I had answered, "The North Pole." He looked across at his partner and
said something like, "My God. This bloke is riding his push bike all the way to
Scotland." I think he pointed to the right just out of
confusion.
I meandered all over the Yorkshire Dales and stumbled
into the Lake District. I had no idea so much of England was north of London. On
the tiny globes we have in school, London looks like it is roughly in the
middle. And I'd ridden south to the Channel many times. I figured it couldn't be
that much further. As it turned out, I miscalculated. From the Lake District I
finally made it to the border at Jedburg where I meandered my way eventually to
Edinborough. Eventually I was at Stirling Castle, Loch Lomand and indeed Loch
Ness. Didn't see the monster. In fact it was raining so hard when I got there,
that although the hostel is right on the Loch, I barely even saw the Loch. I
rode to the top at John O'Groats, took a boat to Orkney Island and to this day
wear a silver bracelet and ring from that wonderful island 24/7. Just recently I
took them off for the first time in many, many years. I did it begrudgingly. But
I needed an MRI of my wrist. Nothing short of an MRI will pry that jewelry off
my wrist and finger.
Back on the mainland, I headed west through the endless clouds of midges (no-see-'ems) to catch a boat to the Outer
Hebrides. From there I turned south island hopping from island to island until I
reached the Inner Hebrides and the Isle of Skye, Iona and lord knows where all.
Eventually I ran out of time and had to catch a train back to London. It wasn't
too long after they'd deregulated British Rail. What a wise move that was. Do we
thank Margaret Thatcher for that or Tony Blair? Suspect it was Thatcher. No one
else could be that stupid. Anway, with a thousand deregulated rail lines, it was
virtually impossible to get even to Glasgow with a bicycle, let alone London.
Through some freak miracle of nature, they managed to cobble a train trip for
the two of us back to London. It wasn't easy. The poor woman in the station
nearly had a heart attack trying to print me the tickets I needed. I was
certain I'd never see my bicycle again.
I have many of these stories. Countless stories. I have
two different, but similar adventures in Spain/Portugal alone. My Bath adventure
will have to wait. But that widely meandering trip from London to Orkney, the
Hebrides and back was really something. I spent time with Sylvia Plath, Beatrice
Potter, the Bronte Sisters; I went all over the place.
As I sit here writing in my den/office/bedroom, there
is a picture of me with my bicyle (including full camping gear) on the bookshelf
right behind me. I am standing on the photo rock at John O'Groats. August 4,
2002. One arrow points to Lands End (the
southernmost tip of England, you guys) , 874 miles away. My route from
London may have carried me twice that far. Another arrow points to Los Angeles
some 5,953 miles from home.
It appears I weighed less than I do
now.
In the meantime, I will say this about Bath. I received
one of the best kisses I have ever received in my life somewhere around three or
four in the morning in Bath. I had met some "locals" in a cellar bar dating back
to something like 1400. They took a shine to me. The atmosphere was as thick as
shepherd's pie. I loved it. They took me to some after hours club. A fair bit of
drinking occured prior to the after hours and the after hours for some reason
gave us no reason to slow down. I was hours away from having to bicycle to
Stonehenge on the way to the cathedral and youth hostel in Salisbury. The
girlfriend of one of the young men decided to kiss me goodbye. Though standing
right in front of him, she did not kiss me like someone with a boyfriend.
Instead, she kissed me like someone without a boyfriend for the last three
hundred years. She kissed me like she was long overdue. I kissed her
back or perhaps more accurately just tried to keep up. I was not too successful in that regard.
Though it came somewhere in the mid
1980's, to this day I'm not
entirely sure I've recovered from that kiss.
The vicious, mercilous headwind that struck us every
inch of the way to Stonehenge and Salisbury did nothing to assuage my hangover
when the teenagers woke me up after breaking back into the hostel and a few
hours of sleep at most. Quite the opposite, in fact.
That kiss may have helped.
But not much.
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